I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
