No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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