whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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