shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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