My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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