I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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