I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i out mim tonsoeep
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
