im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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