hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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