Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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