Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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