Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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