everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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