I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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