Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize
