i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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