I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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