So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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