If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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