then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
