I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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