Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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