I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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