Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well I just put wine in my tea
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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