votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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