mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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