girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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