? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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