I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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