That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Randomize
