can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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