In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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