Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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