talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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