your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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