He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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