I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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