love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
false alarm, still single
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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