dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize