Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I wish i was in the wii world.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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