Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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