Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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