We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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