I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i barfeds in our rink
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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