last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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