Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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