Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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