it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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