ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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