Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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