okay pat passed out under dana's car
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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