how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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