i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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