dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
