He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Girls should come with a carfax report
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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